For the first time since 2014, the Man Law champion will NOT be one of Nihal, Rob or me (Kristian). Since that fateful year when Tim lifted the Mr. Clancy Trophy, our league’s highest honor has rotated between the three of us: 2019 — Kristian, 2018 — Rob, 2017 —…

Since I work with the teens now, I get a lot of exposure to TikTok. I remain steadfast in my belief that TikTok fails to reach Vine’s lofty standard of entertaining and funny videos simply because TikTok does not stick to the 6-Second Time Limit of Humor. We all know…

It’s almost Turkey Day here in the States and that means just one thing: ranked. choice. Thanksgiving foods. We absolutely MUST rank these foods, lest we let a holiday pass without sufficient content to fill our bellies. So, in that spirit, I will now be assigning a Thanksgiving Side dish…

Welcome to the 30.769% of the Season In Review! In honor of this historic milestone in this, the twelfth?, year of our existence, I will be assessing each team’s performance thus far as carefully as a jeweler inspects his trove of precious stones. As carefully as a farmer checks his…

Welcome one, welcome all to the 2019 Season of Man Law Football! It’s disorienting in here, what with the second Rob Weiner Fathead splayed across the Clubhouse ceiling so let’s just talk about it. Rob won last year and he joined the Mundahl Boys as the only two-time winners in…

We start off this week’s write-up at the bottom. After a hard-fought 2018 campaign, it was fated that some of our brothers would sink into the muck, screaming and yelling about knees exploding and a bitch named Le’Veon while six of us trudged past, into the postseason. It was horrible…

Folks, we got ourselves a regular ass morass here. Especially in the Hobbes division, all I see is ass and more ass. With seven teams at…

Six weeks into the season is about the time that juggernauts emerge, goats bleat and the playoff picture gains the focus of an old impressionist painting. Something like this: You’re pretty sure that’s a grove with a man and a woman hanging out on the ground but you’re not one…

Week 1 is in the books, my friends! Some teams won, some teams lost and others lost but really should’ve won and are feverishly awaiting the stat corrections that might give Jack Doyle just ONE more goddamn point. ESPN really IS rigged against true patriots… Anyway, onto the games. Kamara Obscura (Tim) 181–55 La La Landy (Nathan) You…